top of page

YUK! We are whom you call when you don't know who to call. Since 1991, YUK!, as a "Luxury Dirty Jobs Service."
We handle life's messiest challenges for our exclusive clientele.

Let us be the 'WHO' that manages the 'HOW', covering your 'WHAT'.

(844) 327-8985

Press for Video

'The Fixers':

"Fix-it-all" creative problem solving: YUK! provides strategic improvisation solutions, handling difficult issues unable to be solved with conventional methods. For clients with unique needs, we could design and build bespoke solutions, with a more flexible, adaptable, and resourceful mindset. We provide rapid on the spot solutions that require cross-disciplinary skills.

'The Cleaner':

YUK! your trusted partner for discreet luxury dirty jobs. We deliver tailored discreet sanitizing and trash valet, property health check, rent-ready turnover cleaning & restocking, and air quality treatment through dynamic pricing, while knowing your environment is impeccably kept to the highest luxury standards.

'The Technician':

YUK! provides white-glove estate advisory and management for high-net-worth clients and property managers. Discreet digital Meth quantification property testing, subterranean system deep cleaning, post special event remediation. We are preserving your assets, maintaining your lifestyle, and ensuring a piece of mind.

'The Professional':

YUK! handles the problematic situations: Unique cleaning services, hoarding situations, estate-scale waste management, and forensic cleaning. Our experienced professionals discreetly tackle the filth, ensuring your privacy and transforming your space into a clean, safe haven.

'The Associates':

Welcome to YUK!, where vision meets pristine function. We meticulously maintain creative spaces, from high-end office spaces to mansions, yachts, and private jets ensuring they remain spotless and inspiring. We handle specialized cleaning, discreet repairs, and all the "luxury dirty jobs" with precision and care.

'The Resolver':

YUK! your discreet inquires specialist. Unlock a strategic advantage in property ownership and development with our expert due diligence. We handle all your tenant, and vendor background checks, plus property analysis. Fortify your business and optimize your real estate portfolio with our reliable support.

Exclusive Property Maintenance

Troy Auzenne

Founder and Chief Alchemist

In a world that celebrates what's visible, we specialize in what's not. YUK! is a luxury dirty jobs service for an exclusive clientele, handling the sensitive and complex tasks that demand not just skill, but absolute discretion.

Our founder, Troy, brings a unique blend of expertise to every challenge: the meticulous precision of a project engineer, a decorated history in law enforcement, and the strategic mind of a licensed private investigator. His extensive background and advanced education from prestigious institutions provide a solid foundation for our commitment to excellence. For those who value their peace of mind and time above all, we are the trusted, silent partner in a world of luxury dirty business.

Press to Learn More

Sample Rockstar Clients

Working Together

~ Fortune 500 CEO's
~ CBRE
~ A. Vernon Allen
~ Notre Dame College
~ Architectural Network, Inc.
~ Boughton Architects
~ CMC Property Management
~ Club at Pelican Bay
~ East Naples United Methodist
~ First Presbyterian Preschool
~ Gambro Healthcare
~ Marine Supply
~ Geauga County Job & Family Services
~ Cuyahoga County Adult Protection Services
~ St. Mary Roman Catholic Church
~ Sunset Nursing Home
~ Hickman Lowder

~ Noble Laureates
~ DHS/FEMA
~ DHS/USCG
~ Jon of London
~ North Collier - Health Park
~ North Collier - Outpatient
~ Physicians Primary
~ Prudential (WCI) Communities
~ Best Moving & Storage
~ Commercial Cleanup
~ Fields Door and Hardware
~ Richard L. Bowen & Assoc.
~ Naples Marina
~ Naples Land Yacht Harbor
~ Banfield Vet Clinic
~ St. Cecilia Catholic Church
~ Epiphany Catholic Church
~ Naples Beach and Golf Hotel
~ Coverall Cleaning Concepts
~ Lee County Human Services Dept.

~ Sovereign Operators
~ USDOJ
~ Howard Hanna Real Estate Services
~ Capital Properties Management
~ Frontline Services
~ Famicos Foundation
~ PEPSI Co.
~ Verizon Wireless
~ ZOM Living
~ Pharmaceutical Resource
~ Truly Nolan
~ Villas at Greenwood Lakes
~ Wyndemere Homeowners Assoc.
~ Benjamin Rose Institute
~ Cleveland Hts. Office on Aging
~ Lowes Home Improvement
~ Methodist Weekly Day School
~ Hoarding Connection of Cuyahoga County
~ Collier County Human Services Dept.
~ RE/MAX

~ World Renowned Real Estate Developers
~ Lee County, Florida
~ Western Reserve PM
~ Community Partnership on Aging
~ Howard Hanna Property Management
~ Geauga County Human Services Department
~ SORRENTO Bonita Springs, Florida Condos
~ Pelican Landing In Bonita Springs, Florida
~ Cuyahoga County Division Adult Protective Services
~ City of Naples, Florida
~ Case Western Reserve University
~ Colliers: Global Commercial Real Estate Services
~ Cuyahoga County Solid Waste District
~ The Thea Bowman Center
~ NASA Lewis Research Center
~ Rocky River Senior Center
~ City of Cleveland Adult Protective Services
~ Club Pelican Bay
~ Kids' Health 20/20
~ Keller Williams

Delegate Your Essential Tasks to Trusted Professionals.

The Western Abode of Ablution

YUK, LLC

3857 Birch Street, #3216

Newport Beach, CA 92660

The Eastern Sanctorium

YUK, LLC

3695 Green Rd, #22073

Beachwood, OH 44122

Beachwood, OH. * Naples, FL. * Laguna Beach, CA. *

https://cleaningforareason.org/yuk-is-cleaning-for-women-battling-cancer/

Ohio Department of Public Safety
License Number: 20182100261406

Dun & Bradstreet D-U-N-S® Number: 118491156

BBB_Accredited_Business_A_Rating_edited_

This Business is BBB Accredited

We accept:

Visa - MasterCard - AMEX - Discover

©2018 by YUK, LLC. Proudly created with Wix.com

bottom of page