YUK!
The Alchemist's Toolkit:

'The Fixers':
Resolving urgent and problematic situations. Discreetly called to "clean up" after a crisis has already occurred. Specializing in taking control of chaotic scenarios and implementing swift, reactive solutions. With our unique blend of logistics, security, and creative intelligence, we transform challenges into opportunities, always prioritizing safety, integrity, privacy, and results.
As if it never happened!

'The Cleaner':
Your go-to for dirty jobs done discreetly. Our reliable team is here to provide straightforward cleaning solutions tailored to your specific needs, ensuring a spotless environment while you focus on what truly matters. With our dedication to making space cleaner and healthier, we also offer the lowest prices on junk trash removal services through innovative algorithmic pricing. Let us handle the work, so you can enjoy maximum ROI while respecting your privacy.

'The Technician':
We are the 'guy who knows a guy' offering a top-notch, white-glove estate advisory and management service for our high-net-worth clients. Our focus is meeting the unique sometimes tricky needs of affluent clients, or people with physical limitations, saving you time and effort doing the jobs and errands no one else wants to do. Use our discreet laborers as helping hands for any size tasks. For discerning clients, reclaim your time and entrust your estate to our dedicated team of experts.

'The Professional':
Let's face it, some jobs are just plain nasty. That's where we come in. YUK! specializes in tackling the yucky, filthy, and downright disgusting tasks that no one else wants to touch. Our experienced professionals specialize in trauma scene clean-ups, hoarding situations, bed-bug item and furniture removal, and forensic cleaning. Your privacy is paramount for a peace of mind and safe space, let us deal with the dirty work.

'The Associates': Welcome to your trusted partner in discreet and compassionate peace-of-mind services. Securely de-clutter your digital footprint with YUK!. Don't just toss your old electronics! We offer responsible and secure electronics recycling for homes and business. We specialize in the environmentally sound disposal of computers, laptops, phones, and more. Choose us for e-waste solutions and uncompromising data security.

'The Troubleshooter': Trusted licensed private detectives ready to provide you with answers, advice, and the information you need. With over 30 years experience in clandestine consulting, our expert team provides thorough and discreet remediation services for sensitive situations with integrity and innovation. Our discreet approach has earned us referrals from some of the world's most respected law firms and real estate brokers. Let us help you navigate the complexities with common sense and professionalism.

Troy Auzenne

Founder and Chief Alchemist

As an innovator and developer of discreet dirty jobs services, Troy prioritizes fair and personalized pricing to ensure accessibility for all budgets. Troy is dedicated to providing high quality solutions while tailoring services to meet individual needs. Troy is an experienced leader with more than twenty years in public service, having held important positions at NASA, FEMA, and in law enforcement. His solid expertise is backed by a Bachelor of Science degree with distinction from Arizona State University and continued studies at Harvard Business School. He is a member of the Harvard Business Review Advisory Council and has graduated with meritorious award from the Cleveland Heights Police Academy, demonstrating his dedication to lifelong learning.